sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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