To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
