We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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