Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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