Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
the liver wants what the liver wants
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
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