I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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