I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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