oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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