So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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