Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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