have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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