just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
Randomize
