he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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