is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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