New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
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