Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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