CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
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