I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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