so explain again why im purple
no
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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