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I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
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