Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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