so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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