I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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