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(615): View more from Tennessee

so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.

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(404): View more from Georgia

He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...

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(315): View more from New York

and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...

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(631): View more from New York

OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.

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(815): View more from Illinois

I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.

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