So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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