After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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