His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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