You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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