so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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