Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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