Pants 0. Shit 1.
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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