he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
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