i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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