Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
I need to align my fucking chakras
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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