Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I deserve this hangover.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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