let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
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