I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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