so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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