Its about making memories worth repressing
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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