i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Randomize
