can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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