She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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