Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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