I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
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