Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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