I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
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