I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
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