So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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