I'm jealous of your bromance
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Randomize
