her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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