Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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