Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
Randomize
