This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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