no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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