i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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