This girl is more easily done than said...
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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